1. Yea, but I don't get the joke.
2. Exactly. No time or interest.
3. Man?
4. Ha. I'm gender non-conforming so I prefer you to address me as Javarius, Java, J, Jones, or any variant of my name. OK?
5. Because that's what I said goddamit, and the imposition of gender binaries are destructive to human evolution. Next question.
6. You didn't. And even if you did, but that wasn't your intent, the impact is what matters. Rememba dat.
7. OK. I have to go now. It was nice meetin' you.